'Mrs' Eboue's Sexy Poems About His Awesome Husband
I wrote these poems on the BBC's 606 forums. It started out on an '606 rap' thread and I decided to class it up with some Eboue-themed poetry. I had posted a fair few more when I was informed that the Beeb could use my wonderful poems to their own mad ends! This was unacceptable so I'm putting them all on here so that the world knows who wrote them originally...